I'm still soaring on a natural high of Tumblr and a fucked up sleeping schedule, so I decided to work on another snark. After reading what a total twat Jessi was in my last snark, I wanted something where she's a normal person and K Ron is the unapologetic asshole. And good God, is she! I really don't know why anyone puts up with her for over a ( Read more... )

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first off, i want to thank you guys so much for reading&commenting on part 1! i'm really happy you guys liked it so much!

and now, without further ado, part 2...

part 1

( in which kristy loses her shit completely )

Okay, so Mary Anne is busybodying in one of her charges' business because what the fuck else is new, and she comes up with a really shitty idea to just drag Logan over without any notice in the middle of her sitting jobs.

( Because Mary Anne is fucking stupid. )

And now we get back to a book that is very, very bad for all of our collective blood pressures. Again, this book is cold, hard evidence that the BSC's criteria for who's a good kid and who's a bad one is "How much BSC Kool Aid is this kid willing to drink?"

( Poor, poor Lou. )

Okay so, this book is probably the QUINTESSENTIAL example of how the BSC bases their disposition towards the children they sit for on just how willing said children are to go along with what the BSC's personal image of a perfect child is. They care less about the kids, and more about how much they can make the kids go along with their cult- ( Read more... )

Judging by the comments on my previous thread, this book strikes an emotional chord with a lot more than just me.

Also wtf is up with the title? Susan isn't a damn secret. The fact that she's autistic isn't a secret.

( Brace yourselves for lots of headdesking )

OR I’M CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ ON A WINTERS SPRING DAY!!! (LIES!!!) PART  4!!!Yea, NOW it starts snowing!! First day of freakin spring!! Because why not? Not like we were supposed to be done with this crap already or anything ( Read more... )

I THINK THIS BOOK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TLC’S ENTIRE REALITY SHOW LINEUP!!!! PART 1

I want to preface this by saying that I USUALLY think nothing’s wrong with beauty pageants, per se, but because of dumbass parents like the ones on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ or ‘Mama’ June with that disgusting boyfriend who should rot ( Read more... )

Sorry for the lateness, ladies, but someone was feeling sick. I'm working on regulating my metabolism by eating three meals a day and holy shit! That's hard! I'm not used to so much food. So I've been laying around listening to creepypastas. I kept listening to the 'Lost Cosmonauts' recording and scaring myself. Anyway, I was taking a closer look ( Read more... )